To: Kim Olsen
From: Krista Maurer
Date: Monday, January 4, 2010, 9:34 a.m.
Subject: Monday Morning

My toes are frozen and I'm wondering where my Snuggie is.

I ate Cheerios and an egg for breakfast but I pretended it was chocolate cake.

Am trying to will myself to the gym but I just feel like going back to bed.

Deleted all but one of my new eHarmony matches. How is it that all of these guys are so dang short?

Hoping you're having a great day at work, but wishing you were home to play with me all day.

love,
Kristafer

To: Krista Maurer
From: Kim Olsen
Date: Monday, January 4, 2010, 9:46 a.m.
Subject: RE: Monday Morning

It took me almost an hour to get from 500 South to 600 North.

Allison is out doing visits. Cathy is in a meeting.

One nurse called in sick and we have 1400 patients to see.

And apparently I'm the only one who can answer questions today.

Wishing I was home playing. :)

love,
Frit

To: Kim Olsen
From: Krista Maurer
Date: Monday, January 4, 2010, 10:19 a.m.
Subject: RE: RE: Monday Morning

Sorry about the nurse shortage on a day with 1400 patient visits. They are fools who ought to be flogged. (The nurses that is, not the patients.)

It's a good thing you have all the answers to all the questions, boss lady.

You also have a pretty face. It should be on a Christmas card.

I just heard an F-16 just fly over our house. Speaking of ... I really just need to nab me a pilot. And yes. I know what they sound like. (The F-16's that is, not the pilots.)

I am going to the gym. I am going to the gym. I am going to the gym.

later,
Kristafer

p.s. Don't kill anyone today ok? No matter how stupid they are. You should always sit on something like that for at least 24 hours before acting on it.